– Grown-ups like that sort of thing. – Why? – I don’t know, I’ll ask one.
"Before I am you daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece, or cousin, I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm"
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
this earth, this realm, this England… it’s all mine. (x)